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hello!!! this is my tiny shrine to fictional men, art, terrible decisions, ships that altered my brain chemistry, and the DEEPLY serious study of boys being cute. you've entered the Boy Archive.
[ SIGNAL: LOUD ] [ BOY ROTATION: 84% ] [ BRAIN: COMPROMISED ]
name: Friedrich
type: Fudanshi
status: Bored
likes: old web, denpa music, manga, visual novels, pretty boys, animanga
★ absolute peak robot boy aesthetic... his big gold eyes and mechanical limbs are so precious, but the way he constantly blushes and panics when riko teases him is too cute to handle!
★ the literal blueprint for banana-haired boy popstars! he is just a loud, energetic little menace who gets killed off in 90% of his tragic songs just to make us cry over him.
★ the ultimate elegant dragon spirit boy. his serious, protective attitude make him the most ethereal, comforting protector ever drawn.
★ do not be fooled by the adorable blue twin-tails and soft demeanor... he is a literal genius-level assassin! the gap moe between his polite smile and his terrifying bloodlust is perfection.
★ a tiny, arrogant gothic lord wearing an eyepatch. he acts so incredibly serious and ruthless, which only makes it cuter when his outer shell cracks and he throws a bratty tantrum.
★ a spiky silver-haired ex-assassin who turns into a literal soft, blushing kitten whenever gon compliments him. his devotion to his best friend is so intense it hurts.
★ the absolute monarch of 90s tsundere boys! he starts off so intensely serious and competitive, only to turn into a stuttering, red-faced mess whenever sakura is anywhere near him...
★ a beautifully soft, white-haired boy whose naive kindness hides a surprisingly terrifying dark side. his entire world revolves around nezumi and he is completely unapologetic about it.
★ an incredibly cheerful, bright mascot whose boundless optimism makes you just want to protect his smile from whatever tragic plot twist is inevitably waiting for him!
★ a boy who looks completely innocent but carries an absolute mountain of deep, unsettling psychological trauma. his frantic codependency with sunny is legendary.
★ a quiet, introverted bookworm who shadows-boxes his feelings in his room because he is too shy. his awkward, pure, and completely earnest middle-school crush energy is painfully sweet.
★ a brilliant teenage detective trapped in a tiny, oversized-suit-wearing kid's body. the hilarious contrast of him acting like a clueless toddler to hide his massive genius brain is unmatched!